Absolutely No Adventures

Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure story that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. This is a story about cutting Joseph’s Campbell’s Hero’s Journey off at the knees to chill with friends and staying far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And also baking. This is also a story about baking.

Cast and Crew

Main Cast

Wes Haas as Sig

Wes Haas is a non-binary (he/him, they/them) Minnesota based voice actor. They’ve been acting since they could walk, but only discovered voice acting once they were in college. Wes loves anime, video games, D&D, and saying things he thinks would fit. You can hear him as Chaz in The Lost Delinquents of Rollings High, Eris in In Blood, Dominic in Arsen, Vinny in The Adventures of Bluke Bifton, and more!

Karsten Otto as Happy

Karsten Otto is a ghost of the downtown theater scene (literally at the moment thanks to quarantine) and couldn’t be happier (gottem) to be a part of Absolutely No Adventures. You can check him out in other podcasts such as New World Sonata and Roommate from Hell. Also if you’re into nerd culture, be on the lookout for his YouTube channel launching later this fall, f3minist gaming, where he’ll be talking Dungeons and Dragons and why all gamers should be feminists. You can follow updates on his website, www.karstenotto.com, or on that Instagram, kotto_, depending on your relationship to the internet. Protect Trans Kids.


Sarah Ruth Thomas as Bea

Sarah Thomas is a full time voice actor and singer based in Texas. Growing up in community theater, Sarah has been a giant ham. After graduating from college with a degree in Opera Performance, she began her voice acting career in late 2017 and hit the ground running. Her voice can be heard in educational content, audio books, radio and television commercials, video games, original animations, and more. When she isn’t acting or singing, she’s outside hiking up mountains and rafting down rivers, always accompanied by her corgi.


Guest Cast

Briar Zachary as Lady Isadora

Briar Zachary (they/them) is delighted to be making their podcast debut with Absolutely No Adventures. They’ve recently starred in Girls’ Sugar as yet another British wlw. They have two dogs and enjoy long walks along the beach at sunset.

Andrew Oakes as Oliver

Andrew Oakes, sometimes known as Oakesy, is an actor and voice actor from the South East of England. When not on stage or behind the mic, you'll often find him brewing tea and making ramen for anyone who'll let him.

In 2015, after being trained in acting at Mountview Academy in London, Andrew began his professional career. In between touring theatre and Christmas shows, he found enjoyment filling the times between playing around behind an old microphone collecting dust back home.

Since then, Andrew has appeared in 'A Foretold Affair', 'The Struggle for Catalonia', 'Kyseran: The Madlands', and more; exploring a great breadth of voice over's staples, from games, dramas and audiobooks. Tucked away in his rural corner of old Blighty, he can't believe he has the chance to bring his voice to so many wonderful projects and characters, striving to evoke the same wonder he found listening to audiobook cassettes and video games of his childhood.

Demitra Papadinis as Terri

Demi has over three decades' experience as a theatrical director, producer, dramaturg, and performer. An ardent First Folio enthusiast, she is an expert in staging Elizabethan and Jacobean plays using "original practices," an approach which strives to recreate both the performance environment and the creative working process of the early modern playhouse. She is the editor of the Renaissance Acting Editions, and of the Frankly Annotated First Folio series published by McFarland. She has appeared in many films both large and small and recently starred in Daniel Groom's sci-fi thriller "Alternate Ground." She is also an award-winning screenwriter, and her short films have shown at festivals around the globe. Last year, she directed Carl B. Clark's comedy short "Home Invasion" and is currently directing Rosa Nagle's horror short "Viola." In addition, she can sometimes be seen looking quite alluring in a bonnet and apron while dressed as a demure Puritan damsel and guiding tours in Salem, MA. When not immersed in the world of stage and screen, she can be found cleaning up what comes out of either end of a cat.

Nina Nikolic as Luxe

Nina Nikolic, known online as Kid Nina Nikolic, known online as Kid Kerrigan, is a voice actress and partnered Twitch streamer from Melbourne, Australia. You'll most likely catch her live on Twitch playing a variety of games from action/adventure to MMORPGs.

Having paved her way through community management and marketing in the games industry since 2011, she began streaming on Twitch in 2014 and has since made content creation her primary focus as of 2018. Since 2019, she has also been lending her voice talent to games, audio dramas and apps. You can most prominently hear her as the voice of Wayward in the space comedy drama CICADA 3000 and Scientist in The Walking Fish 2: Final Frontier.

You may have seen her face on the Blizzard launcher for Heroes of the Storm and Overwatch, front page of Twitch in Australia and New Zealand, or featuring in the StreamElements tutorial series. Her goofy sense of humour and inclusive spirit has nurtured an incredibly diverse and tight knit community.

Crew

Destiny Howell - Writer and Director

Destiny is a Florida transplant, currently living in New York who doesn’t understand what constitutes a reasonable amount of side projects. Destiny is the writer and director of Absolutely No Adventures and, in increasing order of relevance, a lawyer, a recovering English major, and a huge fan of all things Fantasy.


Audiohm Media - Editor and Producer

Audiohm Media is a boutique podcast production company with a focus on immersive storytelling. Audiohm not only produces their own serialized audio dramas, but helps others creators turn their written story into an immersive audio adventure. For shows, or to work with Audiohm, head to AudiohmMedia.com


@sunnyandme - Artist

Hannah (better known as Sunny online) is an artist based in California, with a focus on digital illustration. She enjoys drawing anything from characters, to props, to fanart, and more! To get in touch, check out her portfolio, or just say hi, feel free to find her at any of her social media platforms under @sunnyandme!

Laurence Owen - Theme Composer

Laurence Owen is a composer, sound designer and voice actor. His stage work includes composing and musical direction of Cat & Mouse (Village Underground), arrangement of songs by Richard Thomas (Jerry Springer: The Opera) for My Left Right Foot (National Theatre of Scotland), and sound design for 1927's Golem (Young Vic, Trafalgar Studios), for which he was nominated for a ProSound Award. He has co-written and performed five original musicals: Lullabies Of Pervland (2014), the Malcolm Hardee Award-winning Cinemusical (2015), Cinemusical High (2016), The Time Machine (2017), and Jekyll vs Hyde (2019), winner of the Wilton's Music Hall Fringe Foundations Award.

Laurence is the co-founder of fiction podcast production company Long Cat Media, and the co-creator of the British Podcast Award-nominated series Mockery Manor.

As a media composer and voice actor, his clients include the BBC, Disney, Toyota, O2, Stella Artois, Embraer, Sipsmith, ARTE, The Beano, Historic Royal Palaces and the V&A Museum. His film music credits include the Sundance Film Festival-selected White Morning, which earned him two award nominations at SoundTrack_Cologne Festival.

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Trailer

Press Kit

What is Absolutely No Adventures?

Absolutely No Adventures is a scripted fantasy un-adventure podcast that follows Sig, a baker whose Miraculously Portentous Birth makes him a target for people from all over looking for a chosen one for quests he could not be less interested in.

Fantasy Adventure Tropes, Minus The Adventure

Absolutely No Adventures takes inspiration from classic fantasy tropes and stories and asks the question, what if the chosen hero decided to stay home instead? Each episode takes a common fantasy scenario and looks at it from the point of view of a protagonist that is less gung-ho than your typical gallant crusader. A funny, low-stakes show about serious, high stakes things (and also baking), this is a podcast from a writer who loves tropes as much as she likes messing with them.

Release Schedule

Absolutely No Adventures releases every two weeks on Wednesdays starting October 14th (National Dessert Day) and will have a ten episode first season.

Contact Information
Website:https://noadventurespod.com
Email: noadventurespod@gmail.com
Twitter: @noadventurespod

Trailer
Our trailer is available on our podcast feed and on Youtube.

https://youtu.be/QxPdAHLv9Ic

Where to Listen
RSS Feed: https://pinecast.com/feed/absolutely-no-adventures
We're on:
Apple Podcasts
Google Podcasts
Stitcher
Radio Public
Spotify
Pocket Casts

Transcripts
Transcripts are linked to our site and are released with each episode.


Cast and Crew
Writer and Director: Destiny Howell
Editor and Producer: Audiohm Media
Cover Art: @sunnyandme_art
Intro Theme: Laurence Owen

Main Cast
Voice of Sig: Wes Haas
Voice of Happy: Karsten Otto
Voice of Bea: Sarah Ruth Thomas

Guest Cast
Voice of Lady Isadora: Briar Zachary
Voice of Oliver: Andrew Oakes
Voice of Terri: Demitra Papadinis
Voice of Luxe: Nina Nikolic

Downloadable Press Kit With Art And Logos Available Here

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